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Jimmy The Kangaroo and his Magical Teleporter There once was kangaroo named Jimmy. He lived in west Australia with his parents Jimbo and Jane.  His best friends were Freddy and Ashley. Last summer they discovered on of the greatest pieces of technology in the world. While taking a walk they discovered a teleporter. They were afraid to use it the day they discovered it so they put it in their garage until they found out.  That brings us to today. On a hot summer morning, Jimmy and Freddy were taking a walk outside when they came across Ashley walking her armadillo. They thought that it would be awesome to go to the beach and go swimming bu

The Magical Artichoke and His Journey Through Outer Space Once upon a time, there lived an artichoke in the high tower of a castle, far far away.  His name was Stanley.  Stanley was the most eligible bachelor in the kingdom.  All of the grapefruits yearned to be by his side, and have the title of being his "Gal".  One day, he grew tired of his daily routine of lucky charms in the morning, soap operas during the day, and clubbing at night, getting down with his bad self.  So he decided to raise some money to begin a space program.  To raise money, he began a clothing apparel store, where he made all of his clothes entirely out of bacon.  He

There once was a squirrel who loved to eat nuts.  He always took great care of his nuts, because they tasted very good, and nuts were very important to him.  He loved to eat his own nuts, and he stole other people's nuts as well.  One day, he saw a squirrel with two beautiful, gigantic nuts.  He snuck up on the squirrel and stole the nuts, and hid them in his basement for later.  When he couldn't resist them anymore, he gave in to the temptation, and sucked on those nuts all day. But the more he sucked, the smaller they got.  "I need new nuts," said the squirrel.  So he went out in search for the greatest nuts in the world.  "I deserve nothin